[Again, Michael isn't especially close with Natsuki, but he's decided that's no reason not to get her a present! Everybody likes presents! They're fun, and everyone's upset on this broken moon base together, and they need fun!
He knows she's into poetry like Sayori, but he doesn't want to just get her the exact same thing. So he went in a different direction here. The package is left outside her door along with Chidi's gift a few days before Christmas, so hopefully those two can work out their weird roommate situation well enough to get all of those to the correct recipient.]
This seemed like a fun present. Hope it comes in HANDY
Happy holidays!
- Michael
[It's a set of brass knuckles! Michael guessed on the sizing, but it's not as though those are incredibly precise beyond "small hands" anyway, right? He could have gotten her a knife like Yuri's, but she seems like she would enjoy punching. They are rose gold!]
[ Well, she does get a hold of it eventually, and ... wow. These are kind of cool? She tries them on and admires them on her in the mirror before she starts to text him in thanks.
... but she stops, realizing she should probably have his gift ready before she gets back to him. So it takes a little while for her text to finally arrive. ]
that pun was horrible but thanks for the gift i have something for you too if you want
[well, there's a lot of things. you learn to qualify statements like that when you live in Hell - but he's not there now, and he's also learned when he doesn't have to.]
My friend Janet, she always came up with the greatest food puns. She'd name all these restaurants for us - I liked "Beignet and the Jets". Oh! And "Seaweed Rabbit — Chopsticks Are For Kids".
a few days before the 25th
He knows she's into poetry like Sayori, but he doesn't want to just get her the exact same thing. So he went in a different direction here. The package is left outside her door along with Chidi's gift a few days before Christmas, so hopefully those two can work out their weird roommate situation well enough to get all of those to the correct recipient.]
This seemed like a fun present. Hope it comes in HANDY
Happy holidays!
- Michael
[It's a set of brass knuckles! Michael guessed on the sizing, but it's not as though those are incredibly precise beyond "small hands" anyway, right? He could have gotten her a knife like Yuri's, but she seems like she would enjoy punching. They are rose gold!]
text;
... but she stops, realizing she should probably have his gift ready before she gets back to him. So it takes a little while for her text to finally arrive. ]
that pun was horrible
but thanks for the gift
i have something for you too if you want
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[well, there's a lot of things. you learn to qualify statements like that when you live in Hell - but he's not there now, and he's also learned when he doesn't have to.]
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ok ill drop it off in a minute
[ And she puts the cake in a box, before trotting on over to his room and knocking on the door. ]
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Hi! Merry Candlemas - is that right? [at least part of that feels wrong]
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[ She looks a little embarrassed, now that she has to give him this box to his face. ]
Um, well ... here. [ She holds it out for him. ]
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[He asks offhandedly, already opening the box.]
Ooooh, cake!
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Yeah. It's, um ...
[ Her lips quirk up a little. ]
Devil's food cake.
[ Please find it funny please find it funny please find it funny--]
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Oh! That's very good!
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[these are all canon]
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What are those supposed to be puns of?
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